I, you, me, everybody ♥s The Dugout. Can’t complain. Until their recent Seinfeldian episode:
A couple of things wrong:
(1) Woman? What woman? You mean the reigning AL batting champion? That woman?
(2) Where the fuck’s the tilde? You’d have gotten a pass were it “Elaiñe.” Without it, he looks merely shallow and pedantic.
What they got right:
(3) When Tilde speaks in the Language Of The Gods, it’s difficult to translate that into human tongue, which explains the miniscule number of lines
(4) SaltalamacchiaDehydrated … ok, that? That was good.
I’m naturally assuming their next episode will be an apology/retraction/willful assimilation into The Society And Preservation of the Big Tilde. They just, y’know, haven’t gotten around to it, holed up in AOL corporate conference webinars and such.
