The Impostor Hath Been Revealed

April 10, 2008 by Suss--

The seven-game losing streak has been explained. That … that wasn’t The Big Tilde all along. It was … !

HIGGLIO ORDONEZ!

(Note the lack of accentuation)

The correction has been made, replacing the facsimilitilde with real Magglio crystals. Let’s see if they notice.

on April 10, 2008 at 8:10 am | Reply Jerkwheat

yep, it all makes sense now.
on April 10, 2008 at 8:18 am | Reply tiff

Bobby’s last revenge.
on April 10, 2008 at 12:42 pm | Reply Tuffy

This has clearly been Photoshopped. There’s no way Higglio Ordonez knows that the bat should be held that way.
on April 10, 2008 at 2:41 pm | Reply tiff

or is that what Higglio Ordonez wants you to think?
on April 10, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Reply Tuffy

He’s less devious than obvious.
on April 10, 2008 at 4:15 pm | Reply SA

Holy crap that’s scary.
on April 10, 2008 at 10:01 pm | Reply tiff

I think I saw Higglio pitch tonight, masquerading as the entire bullpen.
on April 10, 2008 at 10:07 pm | Reply Suss--

So there really isn’t a Higman Bobzardo on the roster?
on April 11, 2008 at 1:38 pm | Reply Tuffy

Unfortunately, there is.